A1618 NON-FUNCTIONAL BAD battery w/ Louis Rossmann signature, story, & water bottle

Included you will receive

1. A water bottle with a picture of an angry Mr. Clinton the cat.
2. A non-functional A1618 Macbook battery.
3. An autograph from Louis Rossmann.
4. A strange, awkward story from Louis' business or life that he probably hasn't told before.